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Moop! I had a very boring description so I thought I'd change it! Hello, I'm Bella! I am from that awfully hot place known as Sydney!

graveyarddirt:

situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

Built-in petticoat.

(Source: , via walnutpillowprince)

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(Source: pitiful, via fuckyeahloldemort)

tennants-hair:

hundredpacesfromhome:

blackdutchess:

Reminder to Australia: Hogwarts survived Umbridge. We can do this.

Hogwarts survived Umbridge by forming an army behind her back then leaving her in the forest for dead…

that’s right. take notes

(via the-golden-age-of-gr0tesque)